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Can’t say I love the artist’s take on the human form, but some of these stage-a-day posters are pretty well-executed.

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posters - tdf - tour - art - mountains - france - 13 Notes

“Anyway, when you’ve never even heard of the town of So-and-So, let alone know that there’s a roundabout, least of all have any idea where these white houses with brown trim are, you’re at the mercy of whoever is driving the peloton at a ferocious pace.”
— Ted King talks us through his Sunday

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roubaix - reports - king - cobbles - france - the north - classics - recon - local knowledge - 1 Notes

Roger DeVlaeminck was tough and all, but really—how much man-ass did he have to deal with? (it’s a .gif—your playback mileage may vary)

Roger DeVlaeminck was tough and all, but really—how much man-ass did he have to deal with?

(it’s a .gif—your playback mileage may vary)

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gif - mooning - france - fans - asses - ass - roubaix - boonen - carrefour - cobbles - 27 Notes

cycleboredom:

castellicycling:

The best Tour Footage ever.

This pretty much rules.

Reminds me of the old Bob Roll “…and Ullrich goes down!” spot from OLN. Anyone got that?

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miniature - tdf - le sexe - french - france - oln - versus - roll - 50 Notes

What a stage! Far as I’m concerned, this TdF can go on forever. But the cows? I think they’re ready for it to end.

What a stage! Far as I’m concerned, this TdF can go on forever.

But the cows? I think they’re ready for it to end.

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cows - fan art - france - tdf - animals - tricolor - 4 Notes

Good to see that, despite the whack on the head, Chris Horner is still Chris Horner.

Good to see that, despite the whack on the head, Chris Horner is still Chris Horner.

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horner - mcdonalds - france - le royale - Radio Shack - tdf - recovery - 7 Notes

“It is a nice reward after yesterday, where Anthony missed out on victory by so little.”
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 Ag2r’s Lloyd Mondory, apparently ecstatic about dealing teammate Anthony Ravard a second close loss in as many days at last week’s Etoile de Besseges.



Maybe this is what’s wrong with French cycling?

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france - etoile de besseges - mondory - ravard - teammates - ag2r - 4 Notes